Illin'

Ever notice that every container of Airborne creates a different tasting elixir? By now, shouldn't the formula be consistent? Makes me feel like the school teacher is still brewing this stuff in her basement.

Mama needs a new pair of shoes!

Do you think the guy who started 7-11 had a penchant for craps?

NYC NYE

Pics from New Year's Eve in New York.

(Note: To those who asked, the girl in the pictures is no longer in the picture)

Learn to Laugh at Life

Life's a tragedy to those who feel,
It's a comedy to those who think.

Levi Strauss is rolling over in his grave

Has anybody else tried buying jeans, lately? Geez, do these things come with a loan application, yet? Seriously, when did it become acceptable for a pair of jeans to cost $200+?

And, here's the stupidest part: because we're buying jeans that are supposed to look old and worn, with fake dirt, no less, they can't actually be washed for fear of removing the 'stains'.

I see you royally suck at driving

Why is it that when we're out driving and someone cuts us off, drives slow in the fast lane, leaves their blinker on for miles at a time, or just does something really stupid we feel compelled to look at the person driving? There seems to be some sort of primal need to visually confirm that, yep, that person's obviously an idiot.